turing tested mother approved

rococoes:

horatio is the final girl of hamlet

aflo:

well… maybe ooone small sip of the sinister potion wouldn’t hurt anything

kirbyofthestars:

kirbyofthestars:

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

gomjabbar:

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

supreme-leader-stoat:

supreme-leader-stoat:

kawaiite-mage:

ah shit they’re gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don’t need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!

huariqueje:
“ Mr Shark - Chelsea Gustafsson , 2020.
Australian , b. 1975 -
Print on Ilford smooth rag archival paper , 51cm x 65 cm Ed. 40
”

huariqueje:

Mr Shark   -   Chelsea Gustafsson , 2020.

Australian , b.  1975  -

Print on Ilford smooth rag archival paper , 51cm x 65 cm Ed. 40

chromorbid:

“bears repeating” and “time flies” are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

windsroad:

‘The admiration was not reciprocated: Austen wrote in 1813 that she took the side of the prince’s wife, Princess Caroline of Brunswick, after her infidelities became public: “Poor woman, I shall support her as long as I can, because she is a Woman, & because I hate her Husband.”’

tatzelwurming:

tatzelwurming:

i really want one of those 19th century whaling harpoon guns not to kill animals with but to pierce the steel skin of milk tankers on the free way so everyone can benefit from my skill as a hunter

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i will provide for my people

furiouscrusadeavenue:
“Kitty relaxing,.
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furiouscrusadeavenue:

Kitty relaxing,.